school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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