why didn't you poke me back
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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