dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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