How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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