He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
is it fun? or sober?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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