i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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