Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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