mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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