I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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