He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just puked most of my soul out..
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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