2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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