I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
