Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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