Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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