better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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