One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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