if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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