Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You may now shotgun with the bride
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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