if you like me you must not know who I am
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
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When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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