can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
