I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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