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(510): View more from California

just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?

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(802): View more from Vermont

you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it

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(949): View more from California

how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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(301): View more from Maryland

the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy

(513): View more from Ohio

It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms

(513): View more from Ohio

But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!

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