I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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