Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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