hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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