I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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