i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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