Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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