i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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