We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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