If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
