Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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