That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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