i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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