So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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