I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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