Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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