i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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