: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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