did you get engaged???
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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