it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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