I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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