honey bunches of taint.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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