i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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