I could have mohawked her pubes.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I came so hard my ears popped.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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