She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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