I need help removing her.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
she pinky promised me she was 18
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
