The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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