But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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