operation harelip BJ is a go
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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