Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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