well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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