the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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