belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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