Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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