**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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